Come Together/Royals - The Beatles & Lorde
#the first note of come to together hit my ears and a tear dropped
if youre down or sad tonight, watch this seal complain about going into the water and in general be a big baby
I legit don’t think I’ve laughed out loud in over a week, and now I can’t stop
"BLEBS BLEBS BLEBS PTPPTTT AAAAA"
literally me going to work
When my mother started doing physical therapy after her operation (several months ago) I sent her this video. Her exercises usually make her cry, so I sit in the room and make the reluctant Weddell seal noises for her. She says this helps.
That is adorable.
I make these noises about most things involving dealing with doctors and the government.
i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do
i owe the universe nothing
i exist on my own terms
#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying
non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?
the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers
God, and they have to keep making up words. What’s wrong with “big ass triangles”?